Here is more proof that avocados are out to get me. After trekking to the gym after work to find that she had forgotten her sports bra, my good friend S went on an entire rant to me on the phone about the ordeal then went into the additional exasperations about her day, which ended up in a rant concerning her fears about the global climate crisis having an effect on the west coast, threatening the growth of avocados. She was freaking out. She asked me what to do if avocados become endangered. I listened with dead eyes.
Confessions Of A Splenda Stealer 