Don’t get me wrong. I love Halloween. I usually find it fun and entertaining to read recipes for punch with eye balls, cupcakes adorned with bats, or photos of people dressed as burritos to get free food at Chipotle. As far as festive Halloween goodies, these will suffice.
But I must say, that if you aren’t witty enough to think of a tongue-in-cheek festive treat, I suggest you leave it to the pros.
Inspired by a recipe posting I just read, I have never had such a gut-wretching reaction to the title of a Halloween party snack. I think it has ruined my appetite for the rest of the day.
Posted on Gather.com, is an article for (I can’t believe I’m typing this) vomit dip.
Seriously?? Really?? You can’t think of anything more clever?? I couldn’t read further than when I saw cottage cheese listed in the ingredients. Oh wait–nope. It gets better. Listed in the directions after the ingredient list:
“Choose your favorite veggies and dunk in the vomit mix and eat. Crackers go well with this too.”
Hmmm. Saltines, perhaps??
I don’t blame you if you don’t want to click on the link. Thankfully, there is no image, but with a title like that, do you really want one?
I mean, come on people…